I want a worldview that reconciles empiricism, performativity, and the ineffable.
I want it to be comprehensible and applicable with no more than a reasonable investment of study, without devoting years as an acolyte of a guru or a philosopher or a thesis advisor before the secret truths become clear.
I want it to arrive via email or my LJ friendslist, preferably within the next few days.
Is that so much to ask?