Actual Starbucks Moment

If all the world hated you and believed you wicked, while your own conscience approved of you and absolved you from guilt, you would not be without friends.

Charlotte Bronte

Ken Watts - Tue, 09/15/2009 - 9:49am

I PAY, THEN STAND, WAITING for the barista to make my coffee.

A second barista walks up behind him.

BARISTA TWO
What should I do now?

BARISTA ONE
I think you should do whatever your heart most deeply desires.

BARISTA TWO
(Pauses for several beats, looking off into space as he runs a scenario in his imagination, then shakes his head.)
No... I'm pretty sure that there's, totally, like, laws against that.