I PAY, THEN STAND, WAITING for the barista to make my coffee.

A second barista walks up behind him.

BARISTA TWO
What should I do now?

BARISTA ONE
I think you should do whatever your heart most deeply desires.

BARISTA TWO
(Pauses for several beats, looking off into space as he runs a scenario in his imagination, then shakes his head.)
No... I'm pretty sure that there's, totally, like, laws against that.